10)You have 5 heart rate monitor chest straps. The wrist portion always wears out first.
9) You have a jar of vaseline in every room of the house. Can't have too much vaseline!
8) You consider 15 kms a quick jog before dinner.
7) After you have thrown out all of your old running shoes you find that you still have 7 pair left.
6) You hate all dogs, and even some cats.
5) You have tee-shirts older than your adult children.
4) You drill holes in your toe nails to relieve the pressure of broken blood vessels.
3) You wear white socks with a suit
2) You think that baseball, football and basketball are all stupid sports.
....and the number one way you can tell you're a serious runner...
1) You have an entire room of your house dedicated to storing your running gear!
"Serious sport is war minus the shooting."---George Orwell
love
Peter
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