Number 10: You wear a pink helmet!
Number 9 : When a car passing in the opposite direction is driving straight at you, you crowd over and yell obscenities instead of playing chicken!
Number 8: You steer around flattened skunks instead of squishing through them!
Number 7: You slow down and look both ways before you fire straight through stop signs and red lights!
Number 6: You listen to the Mamas and the Papas while you ride, and sing along with California Dreamin!
Number 5: You don't wear a multicolored shirt with a pouch on the back and covered with corporate logos!
Number 4: You wave at all cops and all farmers pulling manure spreaders!
Number 3: You don't try to jump the railroad tracks....and yes I've seen it done...both wheels, both tracks!
Number 2: You leave your bike in the garage instead of beside your bed
....and the Number 1 way you can tell you're not a serious cyclist....
You stop and get off your bike, rather than pee down your leg and into your shoe!
100 km ride---3hrs, 20 mins
"Converting calories into gas, a bicycle gets the equivalent of three thousand miles per gallon."---Bill Strickland
"Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live."---Mark Twain,
Love
peter
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