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Thursday, September 29, 2011

"If I Were The King of The World"

Tell you what I'd do.
I'd throw away the cars, and the bars, and the war.
Make sweet love to you.

I would also make some jobs illegal.
Like the Walmart greeter!
Or the elevator button pusher!  They got a guy here's who's only job is to anticipate your arrival at the elevator and have it ready and waiting for you....oh and he also says "herro sir"....and "yoo walcome sir".  I want to invite the guy for a beer to give him a break from this dehumanizing job, but that's just not gonna fly...or is that "fry".  So I try to look every one of them in the eye, and express a sincere thank you.  That's all I can do cause I aint the king of the world...yet!

Weights today...45 mins.

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."---Sam Levinson

love

peter

2 comments:

  1. Sadly, I'm pretty sure there are worse jobs

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  2. Had to post this...

    http://news.ca.msn.com/top-stories/woman-guilty-of-choking-walmart-greeter-gets-jail

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